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Saved By Cheese

MEDICAL EMERGENCY.

By the time we were back from school, the acid in my stomach was eating at its walls. Only one word could describe this feeling:

STARVING.

I should’ve paid more attention to the lack of fullness from this morning’s breadsticks. I’d briefly thought, “maybe I should eat something else, too.” But, I thought, school isn’t that long.

When hungry, that time becomes eternity. 

It was already 4 PM, but I couldn’t wait for dinner. I needed something large; I needed it NOW. 

I attacked an old stand-by: Farm Rich Cheese Sticks.

A perfect choice. The bag was large and hadn’t been opened. I could cook however many I needed. Fifteen minutes of pre-heating and cooking flew by in anticipation. 

As a special trick, I always kick the oven up to “broil” for the last minute of cooking. The effect was superb. 

Ten perfectly-cooked cheese sticks. Gorgeous

I didn’t bother with dipping sauce. I had no fucking time for that shit. I wolfed down those sticks like I was at death’s door, which indeed I had to if I wanted to eat that many without the cheese getting hard.

It was a glorious large snack. Saved by cheese, I felt excellent.