I Will Review Everything I Eat

All I drink is Mountain Dew.

Making Herr’s Mine

When I think of Cheese Balls, I sense this vague memory of enjoying them, but inconsistently so. I approach a… bottle(?) of cheese balls with some trepidation, prepared either for an enjoyable snack or for deep regret followed by fast drinking. 

The latest shopping venture produced a gigantic… thing of cheese balls, of the Herr’s brand, and I will say now, this is the best god damn snack food I’ve had in a long time. It was perplexing at first—were cheese balls usually this good? I must not have been the only one wondering, because mom gave me a quizzical glance after eating a handful and announced “these are, like, really good cheese balls.” I keep having to hide them from her. 

If you, like me, are unsure about cheese balls, try Herr’s—your mind will be all made up.

(btw obviously I didn’t go without eating for the last 4 or 5 days, but this thing is pretty hard to keep up with. That’s just as well because I eat a lot of the same crap. Just repeat that cheese sticks review a few times and you’ve got the idea.)